The Horn of Kingsguard
For those who serve no lordā¦ but drink like one.Ā š
TheĀ Horn of Kingsguard is a ceremonial drinking vessel for warriors of honour and prestige. With a gold-etched rim, deep carved body, and burnished finish, it calls not to the wild, but to the throne. Made to be raised in the halls of Jarls, this horn commands the feast with noble presence.
In the ancient courts of the North, only the fiercest warriors and wisest advisors were given the title of Kingsguard ā protectors of the realm, guardians of legacy. When the horn was raised during feasts, silence fell, and the words spoken from it carried the weight of destiny.
Forged in honour of these elite few, the Horn of Kingsguard features a gilded rim etched with runes of wisdom and protection. Its golden ribbing mirrors the grip of ceremonial swords, and its polished curve reflects firelight like a crown of old. Each one was gifted to warriors who pledged their loyalty not to a man, but to the values of strength, truth, and honour.
To drink from this horn is not to join a party ā it is to enter a sacred oath. A legacy piece, forged for the chosen few. š”ļø
āļø Gold-etched rim detailing ā intricate and royal, a crown for your feast
āļø Hand-carved horn body ā with deep golden ribbing and battle-smooth polish
āļø Upward-curved silhouette ā built to hold, built to honour
āļø Food-safe sealed interior ā for ale, mead, or whatever fuels your legend
āļø Horn stand included ā because legends are never laid flat
Not just a horn, a royal relic of the old North.
1. š§ Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the hornāonly cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.
2. š§¼ Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!
3. š¬ļø Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pitākeep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.
4. šŗ Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the hornās natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!
5. š”ļø Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.
6. āļø Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Donāt leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!
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