The Serpent's Guide watch

The Serpents's guide watch blends power and purpose into something you can feel every time you wear it. The coiled serpent design represents Jörmungandr — a legendary guardian from Norse mythology known for its strength and protection. At the centre sits the Vegvisir, the Viking compass, believed to guide its bearer through even the roughest storms.

It’s a symbol of staying steady when life throws chaos your way — of finding direction, holding your ground, and carrying that quiet strength forward. Bold, meaningful, and built to last — it’s more than a watch. It’s a reminder of what you stand for.

✅ Carved from premium natural hardwood, the case and band links reveal raw grain patterns that ensure every timepiece is truly one-of-a-kind.

✅ The bezel features individually etched Elder Futhark runes, burnt into the wood by hand for definition, contrast, and lasting clarity.

✅ The dial showcases a precision-printed ouroboros dragon encircling protective Viking symbols — representing eternity, rebirth, and unbreakable fate.

✅ Lightweight yet durable construction offers everyday comfort without sacrificing rugged Norse character.

✅ Fitted with a high-accuracy quartz movement for dependable timekeeping, reinforced with a hardened glass cover.

✅ Smooth matte sealant protects the wood from moisture and wear while keeping its natural texture intact.

✅ Adjustable wooden links allow a perfect custom wrist fit, and every watch is individually assembled, checked, and finished by hand.

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.