Thor's Thunder Hammer Drinking Horn (preorder)

Mjolnir was feared across realms. It shattered mountains, blessed weddings, and struck down giants with thunder. But Thor’s hammer was more than destruction — it was protection. Power with purpose.

This drinking horn is carved with that ancient symbol. It is not for show. It is a reminder of who you are when the storm rolls in. A protector. A force. A warrior with meaning. ⚔️

To drink from this horn is to carry the thunder in your soul.

✔️ Hand carved with Thor’s hammer Mjolnir in traditional Norse style
✔️ Made from ethically sourced real buffalo horn
✔️ Polished, sealed, and fully leak tested
✔️ Includes a genuine horn stand
✔️ Holds between 350ml and 450ml
✔️ One of a kind — no two horns are ever the same
✔️ Crafted with over two hours of handwork and precision

Made not for the crowd, but for the chosen. Drink with strength. Rule with purpose.

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.