🧼 Cleanse Like a True Viking: After every battle cry, wash your blowing horn by hand with warm water and mild soap. A dishwasher? That’s for the weak! ⚔️
💨 Dry Swift as the Wind: After cleaning, dry your horn immediately with a soft cloth. Letting it air dry? That’s for the birds—treat your horn like your battle axe!
❌ Keep It Away from Fire and Heat: Just as you'd keep your ship away from fire, don’t expose your horn to high heat or boiling water. Horns are best preserved in cool conditions! 🌬️
🛡️ Condition for Strength: Every now and then, rub a bit of oil (like beeswax or mineral oil) into your horn to keep it strong and shiny, just like Viking armor! 🐝⚒️
🏔️ Store Like a Treasure: Keep your horn in a cool, dry place—no Viking would leave their weapon out in the rain. Protect your horn for the next great battle!
With these tips, your Viking horn will always be ready to sound the call for adventure! Skål! 📯🛶
