I Drink Til I Can't Spell Valhalla Gift Pack

The Can't Spell Valhalla Bundle is all about good times, good mates, and drinking with intention.

At its core, it pays tribute to the kind of legendary Viking nights where the fire is roaring, the stories grow louder, and no one is in a hurry to leave. The bundle includes a handcrafted horn cup with a carved Viking longship, ready for your pint or mead. It also features a brass-rimmed horn shot glass for when the night starts to pick up. The T-shirt serves as the uniform of the evening, soft and comfortable, making it clear that you are here for a proper session rather than a quiet drink.

This bundle is not about pretending to be a historian or swinging axes. It is for the lads, or anyone at all, who enjoy a laugh, enjoy a drink, and enjoy turning an ordinary night into one you will talk about for years.

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $299

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.