Stormbringer Tankard (preorder)

In the old Norse sagas, Thor’s thunder shattered mountains and left his mark upon the earth. The Stormbringer carries that same force — scorched by energy, marked by the gods. With every drink, you echo the roar of the storm and the spirit of those who never feared the sky. ⚡

Unleash the storm. The Stormbringer Tankard is hand-carved from solid hardwood and burned with high-voltage electricity to create natural lightning-like fractal veins across its surface. These chaotic patterns — each one unique — are hand-filled with vibrant turquoise pigment and polished to perfection.

Holding 750ml to 1L, this beast of a mug is built for real mead, real ale, and real warriors. When you raise it, you're not just drinking — you're commanding the storm. 🍺

✔️ Real electrical fractal burning using high-voltage current
✔️ Hand-painted turquoise detailing in natural lightning burns
✔️ Carved from durable hardwood and sealed with food-safe polish
✔️ Holds approximately 750ml to 1L — for serious Viking pours
✔️ Every tankard is a one-of-a-kind masterpiece

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.