Odin's Pizza Slayer (preorder)

They say when Odin walked the realms in disguise, he often stopped in taverns to share stories and meals. But only one blade was ever fit to serve the Allfather himself — the Odin’s Pizza Slayer. Forged by master smiths and blessed with the Helm of Awe, this sacred cutter was passed down to mortal hands to uphold the sacred art of slicing. Each piece is a tribute to the divine bond between warrior and feast. To wield it is to honour the gods with every bite.🪓

✔️ High Carbon Steel Blade – honed to glide through crust like a raider through enemy lines
✔️ Helm of Awe Etching – invokes protection and strength from Norse legend
✔️ Real Bone Handle – one-of-a-kind grip that echoes the wild North
✔️ Full Tang Build – built for balance, power, and lifelong use
✔️ Ritual-Ready Packaging – feast hall worthy and ready to gift

This isn’t a pizza cutter. It’s a war tool for your dinner table.

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.