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Close detail of the Raid Pillage Snag Sizzle print on black cotton, showing bone white ink in the fabric weave
Black front flat lay
Navy front flat lay
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Modern Viking size guide, AS Colour Staple 5001, chest and length in cm for XS to 5XL with how to measure

Raid Pillage Snag Sizzle Tee

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An axe and a pair of tongs crossed like a family crest. Which, if we are honest, they are.

Printed bone white on heavyweight combed cotton, front chest. Made to order in Australia, sizes XS to 5XL.

For the man who runs the barbecue and has never once been asked to.

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The Norse feast was not a side event. It was where oaths were sworn, disputes were settled and reputations were made or lost. Feeding the hall was a position of standing, and the man who did it well was remembered for it.

That instinct never went anywhere.

It just relocated to a folding table outside a hardware shop on a Saturday morning, where one bloke holds the tongs, nobody questions his authority, and the only dispute left worth having is whether the onion goes under or over.

Same job. Roughly the same tools. Considerably less pillaging.

Printed to order, one at a time. Nothing is held in stock and nothing is made until it is bought.

• AS Colour Staple 5001
• 100% combed cotton, 180 GSM, 28 singles
• Regular fit, side seamed, preshrunk
• Front chest print, 250 x 310mm, one location
• Single colour bone white
• Digital garment printing, printed and dispatched from Australia
• Sizes XS to 5XL, availability varies by colour
• Dispatched within 4 business days

SIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat, in cm. Chest is the flat width, so double it for full chest measurement.)

Size / Chest / Length
XS / 43 / 68
S / 47 / 71
M / 52 / 75
L / 56.5 / 78.5
XL / 61 / 82
2XL / 64 / 83.5
3XL / 68 / 85
4XL / 75 / 87
5XL / 80 / 89

To find your size: lay a tee that fits you flat, measure the chest 3cm below the armpit and the length from the top of the shoulder to the hem, then match it to the table.

Digital printing lays ink into the fabric rather than sitting on top of it, so the finest linework carries a slight softness and the print moves and breathes with the garment.

Free standard shipping is available on Australian orders over A$299. Shipping options and prices for all other orders are shown at checkout.

Your order will be carefully prepared, packed and sent from our NSW, Australia base. Once it is on the way, we’ll email your tracking details so you can follow its journey.

Adding personalisation? Please allow us a little extra time to prepare and engrave your order with care. Express shipping speeds up delivery after dispatch but does not shorten preparation time.

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Changed your mind? Most unused, non-personalised products can be returned within 30 days of receiving your order.

Items must be unused, unworn, unwashed and returned in their original condition and packaging. Please contact us before sending anything back so we can confirm eligibility and provide return instructions.

Personalised and custom-made products cannot be returned for change of mind once work has begun. This does not affect your rights if an item is faulty, damaged or different from what you ordered.

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