The viking Feast Slayer
Dad said he doesn’t need anything. Good. He definitely doesn’t have this. ⚔️🍕
Pizza gave it the name. The blade gives it a much bigger job. Rock through pizza and flatbread, slice steak and cooked meats at the BBQ, or use the cut-out blade sections to help pull apart tender brisket and slow-cooked meat.
Black wolf blade, rune engraving and a curved wooden grip. Useful enough to earn its place at the feast. Wild enough to become the gift everyone remembers.
Wolves have always carried a different kind of energy in Norse stories. Wild, dangerous and impossible to ignore.
That is all the history this cutter needs.
The Crust Slayer takes that feeling and puts it somewhere far more useful. Pizza night.
The black blade, snarling wolf and rune engraving make it look like something pulled from a Viking feast. Then the curved wooden handle turns it into something you actually want to reach for when dinner lands.
That is what makes it such a strong gift. It is not another thing Dad politely thanks you for and forgets about. It becomes part of the ritual.
Pizza arrives. The Crust Slayer comes out. Someone picks it up. Everyone wants a look.
It has enough Norse character to feel meaningful, enough function to earn its place in the kitchen and enough attitude to make a normal pizza cutter feel painfully boring afterwards.
Give him something he would never think to buy himself, but will absolutely want to use.
✔️ Black wolf blade with serious presence on the table
✔️ Rune engraving gives the cutter unmistakable Viking character
✔️ Curved wooden handle made to feel natural in the hand
✔️ Rocking blade design turns pizza cutting into part of the fun
✔️ Protective sheath included for storage between feasts
✔️ Useful enough for the kitchen, bold enough to become the gift everyone talks about
What makes this piece work is not one feature. It is the whole moment.
You put it in someone’s hand and they immediately understand it. The curve of the handle feels right. The black wolf blade looks nothing like the usual kitchen cutter. The sheath makes the whole piece feel complete when it is given as a gift.
This is the kind of Father’s Day present that does not need a long explanation. He opens it, looks at it and wants to use it.
That is exactly what we wanted from The Crust Slayer.
Your cutter is built for future pizza nights. Give it the care to match. The Modern Viking Pizza Cutter Care Kit is highly recommended to help care for the blade and keep it ready for the next feast.
Keep your pizza cutter looking sharp and ready for every feast with four simple steps.
⚠️ Slice with Care
The blade is sharp. Use it on a stable cutting board, keep your fingers clear of the edge and slice with controlled pressure.
💧 Clean After the Feast
Wash before first use and after each use with warm water, mild dishwashing liquid and a soft cloth. Never soak or place it in the dishwasher. Dry immediately.
🛢️ Protect the Blade
Before longer storage, apply a thin layer of Modern Viking Blade Oil, following its directions, or another protective oil suitable for food contact blades. Wipe away any excess.
🛡️ Store It Dry
Keep the cutter and leather sheath dry. For long term storage, store them separately in a cool, dry place.
Damage caused by moisture, dishwasher use, abrasives or improper care is not a manufacturing defect. This does not limit your rights under the Australian Consumer Law.
Free standard shipping is available on Australian orders over A$299. Shipping options and prices for all other orders are shown at checkout.
Your order will be carefully prepared, packed and sent from our NSW, Australia base. Once it is on the way, we’ll email your tracking details so you can follow its journey.
Adding personalisation? Please allow us a little extra time to prepare and engrave your order with care. Express shipping speeds up delivery after dispatch but does not shorten preparation time.
Changed your mind? Most unused, non-personalised products can be returned within 30 days of receiving your order.
Items must be unused, unworn, unwashed and returned in their original condition and packaging. Please contact us before sending anything back so we can confirm eligibility and provide return instructions.
Personalised and custom-made products cannot be returned for change of mind once work has begun. This does not affect your rights if an item is faulty, damaged or different from what you ordered.