The Wise Drinker Mug
Raise a toast with The Wise Drinker—a handcrafted wooden mug built for those who enjoy their ale with a side of wit. Carved with the iconic saying “I drink and I know things”
Raise a toast with The Wise Drinker—a handcrafted wooden mug built for those who enjoy their ale with a side of wit. Carved with the iconic saying “I drink and I know things”
Raise a toast with The Wise Drinker—a handcrafted wooden mug built for those who enjoy their ale with a side of wit. Carved with the iconic saying “I drink and I know things”, it’s the perfect companion for fireside banter, deep conversations, or simply enjoying your favourite brew in style.
Solid in feel, rich in character, and made to last—because true wisdom is worth holding onto.
✓ Solid Wood build with metallic-stone texture
✓ Deep-engraved quote with medieval framing
✓ Authentic aged-metal finish with banded detailing
✓ Oversized handle for a warrior’s grip
✓ Perfect for ale, spirits, or the sharpest mead in the north
1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.
2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!
3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.
4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!
5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.
6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!
✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.
✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).
✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.
✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).
🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.
🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻
By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.
