Stonehide tankard

Norse hunters told tales of mighty creatures whose hides were marked with deep, weathered impressions — signs of age, strength, and trials endured. These hides were once used to craft drinking vessels for chieftains and raiders, symbolising resilience and unbroken will. The Stonehide Jug honours that tradition, echoing the textured patterns of those legendary beasts and forged for gatherings where stories grow louder with every pour. ⚔️

✅ Hand-carved from solid hardwood, featuring deep oval impressions that mimic the rugged armour of ancient Nordic beasts.
✅ Tall 1-litre capacity, ideal for shared feasts, long nights, and hearty Viking pours.
✅ The handle is rib-carved for grip and comfort, offering secure control even when full.
✅ Smooth lip and base for an authentic yet refined finish.
✅ Sealed internally with food-safe resin to ensure practicality for mead, ale, cider, or any feast drink.
✅ Each jug has natural variations in wood grain, tone, and carving — your piece is truly one of a kind.
✅ Built to be both a functional jug and a striking centrepiece for any Viking hall or display.

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.