Bloody Oath Odin Tee

Odin paid for everything he knew.

He gave an eye at Mimir's well for a single drink from the water of wisdom. He hung nine nights on the world tree, wounded by his own spear, to win the runes. He kept two ravens, Huginn and Muninn, thought and memory, and sent them out across the world every morning to bring back everything they had seen.

He is not the god of strength. He is the god of knowing things, and of what knowing things costs.

Which makes him the correct patron for the Australian bloke who already knows, thanks, and does not need to be told twice.

Three words on a shirt. Some jokes are better when nobody explains them.

Printed to order, one at a time. Nothing is held in stock and nothing is made until it is bought.

• AS Colour Staple 5001
• 100% combed cotton, 180 GSM, 28 singles
• Regular fit, side seamed, preshrunk
• Front chest print, 250 x 310mm, one location
• Single colour bone white
• Digital garment printing, printed and dispatched from Australia
• Sizes XS to 5XL, availability varies by colour
• Dispatched within 4 business days

SIZE GUIDE (garment laid flat, in cm. Chest is the flat width, so double it for full chest measurement.)

Size / Chest / Length
XS / 43 / 68
S / 47 / 71
M / 52 / 75
L / 56.5 / 78.5
XL / 61 / 82
2XL / 64 / 83.5
3XL / 68 / 85
4XL / 75 / 87
5XL / 80 / 89

To find your size: lay a tee that fits you flat, measure the chest 3cm below the armpit and the length from the top of the shoulder to the hem, then match it to the table.

Digital printing lays ink into the fabric rather than sitting on top of it, so the finest linework carries a slight softness and the print moves and breathes with the garment.

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.