Witbearer Mug

Among Vikings, wisdom was as prized as steel. Skalds and warriors alike would share mead by the fire, trading wit as fiercely as blows on the battlefield. The Witbearer Mug honours that bond between knowledge and indulgence — carved for those who know that strength of mind can match strength of arm. 🍺

✅ Hand-carved from solid hardwood, built for durability and authentic Norse aesthetic.
✅ Embossed with the bold inscription “That’s what I do — I drink and I know things,” capturing the essence of a warrior-scholar.
✅ Finished with dark-banded accents for a refined, aged appearance reminiscent of old longhouse tankards.
✅ Sealed internally with a food-safe resin to ensure practicality for mead, ale, or any worthy drink.
✅ Ergonomic handle sculpted for comfort and control, even after countless toasts.
✅ Every piece is slightly unique, bearing its own wood grain pattern and handcrafted marks of the forge.

1. 💧 Clean After Every Feast
After draining your last ale, rinse your horn with cool water. Avoid using boiling water as it may weaken the structure of the horn—only cold or lukewarm water, as the Vikings would.

2. 🧼 Use Mild Soap
When your horn requires a deeper clean, use a gentle, mild soap with a soft cloth. Harsh chemicals and abrasive sponges are for pillaging, not for cleaning!

3. 🌬️ Air Dry Like a True Viking
After washing, allow your horn to air dry naturally. Do not leave it under direct sunlight or near a fire pit—keep it in the cool shade of your longhouse.

4. 🍺 Cold Drinks Only
Your horn is made for mead, ale, and cold beverages. Avoid hot drinks like mulled wine or coffee, as they may damage the horn’s natural finish. Keep your beverages as cold as the fjords!

5. 🛡️ Polish and Protect
From time to time, keep your horn in fighting condition by polishing the exterior with a food-safe oil like olive oil or coconut oil. This will keep it shining with the glory of the gods.

6. ⚔️ Store Like a Viking
When not in use, store your horn in a cool, dry place. Don’t leave it in damp environments or near the heat, as it may warp over time. Store it safely, ready for the next raid!

✔ Free Australia-wide shipping on all orders over $155.

✔ Hassle-free 30-day returns (T&Cs apply).

✔ Worldwide shipping available – we ship across the globe.

✔ 2-Year Warranty. If your item becomes faulty within 2 years, we’ll replace it (T&Cs apply).

🔥 Personalized Items: Once purchased, personalized products cannot be returned unless deemed faulty. If faulty, we will replace it with the same or a similar item in stock - no refunds.

🔥 Built to last, backed by us. Skål! 🍻

By ordering, you agree to these terms, because a Viking’s word is their bond.