This is the tee that gets a laugh the moment he walks in. It’s relatable, a little chaotic, and exactly the kind of humour every bloke thinks is gold after a few drinks.
If you’re gifting it, you’re sorted. He’ll crack up, everyone else will too, and he’ll wear it nonstop because it’s comfy 100% cotton and just feels right.
They reckon a true Viking could drink so hard he’d forget how to spell his own homeland. This tee honours that proud tradition… and every Aussie bloke who’s ever tried to text “Valhalla” after a few cold ones.
•Crafted for the Viking who drinks hard
•100% premium cotton built for comfort and chaos
•Relaxed modern fit that sits clean on any frame
•Size down if you want a tighter, flex-heavy look
•A killer add-on with any horn, tankard, or drinking gift
•Made to survive big nights, loud laughs, and rough washes
Free standard shipping is available on Australian orders over A$299. Shipping options and prices for all other orders are shown at checkout.
Your order will be carefully prepared, packed and sent from our NSW, Australia base. Once it is on the way, we’ll email your tracking details so you can follow its journey.
Adding personalisation? Please allow us a little extra time to prepare and engrave your order with care. Express shipping speeds up delivery after dispatch but does not shorten preparation time.
Changed your mind? Most unused, non-personalised products can be returned within 30 days of receiving your order.
Items must be unused, unworn, unwashed and returned in their original condition and packaging. Please contact us before sending anything back so we can confirm eligibility and provide return instructions.
Personalised and custom-made products cannot be returned for change of mind once work has begun. This does not affect your rights if an item is faulty, damaged or different from what you ordered.
Engrave Now Because This Isn’t Just a Horn, It’s Your Story.
This Isn’t Just a Horn, It’s Your Story.
Engrave a name, date, or bold motto to make it truly yours or someone else’s. Because ordinary is forgettable, carve your legacy into history with a custom-engraved horn that stands the test of time.
Perfect for birthdays, holidays, weddings, and milestones, a personalized horn isn’t just a gift it’s a symbol of strength, identity, and tradition.
100% REAL HORN
Raise a True Viking Toast
Carved from ethically sourced horn, no plastic or imitations are used. Each piece is one of a kind, with natural curves and grain patterns. Many Modern Vikings swear their brew tastes better in a horn, try it and see for yourself!
HAND-ENGRAVED DETAILS
A Work of Norse Art
Master artisans create every design by hand, making sure that your horn becomes its own, unique masterpiece. Proudly display it and share the Viking culture with others.
20,000+ WARRIORS CAN’T BE WRONG!
Customer Reviews
Overall rating: 4.8 / 5 from 2154 reviews.
Bought as Xmas gift, my son will love this, it's a beautiful piece
The pizza cutter is solid! it is much heavier than I imagined it would be, definitely a winner gift for the man who has everything - even if they already have a pizza cutter!
The handle feels good, 1.1 KG
The handle is only 1-2 cm shy of the Raven, so no real difference in length.
The Oathkeeper is very nice, I added some bees wax to the handle and it's better, the wood laser is still fresh and probably needs a coat of something.
While the Raven has a bigger head, the Oathkeeper balance is right behind the thumb rest!
This is why I prefer the OathKeeper over the Raven, regardless of the email I received, saying they are 2 different Axes.
Bought the Tree of Life heon fory daughter, she wants the strappy holder now. She loves it and said "I think I'm gonna end up being the drinking horn girl at parties." Super quick turn around and a beautiful, unique gift.
Brodie absolutely loved his pizza and meat cutter for his 40th birthday! It's such a great keepsake and we love that it's not just something to look at but something he can actually use too. A really great gift!
Love the pizza cutter! What a statement piece! The quality is amazing. The communication and consideration from the Modern Viking team was second to none
I bought 1 for a Christmas present, but when it arrived....I said nope that won't do...I need 2. One for each son/ son inlaw. So I bought another the same day. Showed it off to my work mates and now they all want one too!